Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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