Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
