Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
