maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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