Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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