I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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