So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
