you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize