Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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