I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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