i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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