Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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