My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I think people are normalizing furries
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Randomize
