I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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