i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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