She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
where are my eyebrows?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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