So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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