when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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