She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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