You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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