I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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