Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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