I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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