last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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