"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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