yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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