Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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