Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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