so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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