He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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