i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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