But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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