He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm passing your future prison.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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