Me. At least after what I've been through.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I will be naked everywhere
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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