So drunk, too bad you don't want this
accomplished twins. life is a go
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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