we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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