Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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