I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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