My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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