So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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