You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
