i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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