4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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