I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
