This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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