So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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