Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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