i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
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