At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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