At least make sure they are 18
Why
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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