So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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