Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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