why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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