the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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