'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
